- You have army-crawled out of a room to avoid someone seeing you leave.
- You have caught someone’s spit-up/throw-up with your bare hands.
- You leave voicemails to your spouse, asking about the status of a poopy diaper.
- You don’t even notice the spit-up/sweet potato/snot dried on your shirt sleeve.
- You pray that someone else will go to sleep. Just. go. to. sleep!
- You read books about things that previously seemed straight-forward, like eating and sleeping.
Y’all have any to add?